Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)
Vin Diesel: Groot
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Quotes
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[Groot grows a cocoon of branches to cover his friends]
Rocket Raccoon : No, Groot! You can't! You'll die! Why are you doing this? Why?
[Groot uses a thin branch to wipe away Rocket's tears]
Groot : We are Groot.
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Rocket Raccoon : But Quill, beating Ronan... it can't be done. You're asking us to die.
Peter Quill : Yeah... I guess I am.
[pause]
Gamora : [stands up] Quill, I have lived most of my life surrounded my enemies. I will be grateful to die among my friends.
Drax the Destroyer : [stands up] You're an honorable man, Quill. I will fight beside you. And in the end, I will see my wife and daughter.
Groot : [stands up] I am Groot.
Rocket Raccoon : Aww, what the hell, I don't got that long a lifespan anyway...
[stands up]
Rocket Raccoon : Well now I'm standing. Happy? We're all standing now. Bunch of jackasses, standing in a circle.
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Groot : I am Groot.
Peter Quill : Well that's just as fascinating as the first 89 times you told me that. What is wrong with Giving Tree here?
Rocket Raccoon : Well he don't know talkin' good like me and you, so his vocabulistics is limited to "I" and "am" and "Groot," exclusively in that order.
Peter Quill : Well I tell you what, that's gonna wear real thin, real fast, bud.
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Drax the Destroyer : I can barely see.
Groot : [Groot releases glowing spores from his body to light up the way ahead]
Drax the Destroyer : Where did you learn to do that?
Peter Quill : I'm pretty sure the answer is: "I am Groot".
Groot : [Groot nods "yes" to Peter]
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[repeated line]
Groot : I am Groot.
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Peter Quill : I have a plan.
Rocket Raccoon : You've got a plan? Okay, first of all, you're copying me from when I said I had a plan.
Peter Quill : I'm not copying you, I have a plan, that's not that unique of a thing to say.
Rocket Raccoon : And secondly, I don't think you even have a plan.
Peter Quill : I have part of a plan.
Drax the Destroyer : What percentage of a plan do you have?
Gamora : You don't get to ask questions after the nonsense you pulled on Knowhere!
Drax the Destroyer : I just saved Quill!
Peter Quill : We've already established that you destroying the ship I'm on is not saving me!
Drax the Destroyer : When did we establish that?
Peter Quill : Like three seconds ago!
Drax the Destroyer : Well I wasn't listening then, I was thinking of something else...
Rocket Raccoon : She's right, you don't get an opinion... What percentage?
Peter Quill : I dunno... Twelve percent?
Rocket Raccoon : Twelve percent?
[starts laughing]
Peter Quill : That's a fake laugh.
Rocket Raccoon : It's real!
Peter Quill : Totally fake!
Rocket Raccoon : That is the most real, authentic, hysterical laugh of my entire life because THAT IS NOT A PLAN!
Gamora : It's barely a concept.
Peter Quill : [to Gamora] You're taking their side?
Groot : I am Groot.
Rocket Raccoon : So what, "It's better than eleven percent!" What the hell does that have to do with anything?
Peter Quill : [to Groot] Thank you Groot, thank you. See? Groot's the only one of you who has a clue.
Groot : [Groot begins to chew on a leaf protruding from his shoulder]
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Groot : I am Groot.
Rocket Raccoon : Asleep for the danger, awake for the money, as per frickin' usual.
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Groot : We are Groot.
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Groot : I am Groot!
Rocket Raccoon : I know they're the only friends we've ever had!
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[Gun drones swarm around Groot]
Watchtower Guard : Prisoner, drop the device immediately and retreat to your cell, or we will open fire!
Groot : [roars] I... AM... GROOT!
Watchtower Guard : Fire!
