House M.D. (TV Series)

Transplant (2011)

Hugh Laurie: Dr. Gregory House

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Quotes 

• Dr. Gregory House : Just, do what you have to do to get over this. Punch me in the face, kick me in the nuts: either/or, both seems excessive.

• Dr. Eric Foreman : [to House]  Get this straight. You break the law, you go back to jail. Scam extra Vicodin, back to jail. Flout my authority, make the hospital look bad, back to jail. I own you.

  Dr. Gregory House : Yes, massa.

  Dr. Eric Foreman : See, that would be an example.

• Dr. Gregory House : [When House meets Dr. Park]  I'm not interested in another department's sloppy seconds.

  Dr. Chi Park : I'm not sloppy seconds.

  Dr. Gregory House : 3:00 a.m. If Foreman had called you in from home, you wouldn't have pressed clothes, coiffed hair and makeup which means you were already here in the hospital.

  Dr. Chi Park : Yes, I was on call for neurology.

  Dr. Gregory House : Well, if that were true, you'd be working right now and unavailable to help which means that you're hanging out in the hospital pretending to work which means you're not just a reject, you're a cowardly reject who was trying to hide her rejectedness from someone.

  Dr. Chi Park : I am not a reject.

  Dr. Gregory House : Then go back to neurology.

  Dr. Chi Park : I can't. I punched my attending.

• Dr. Gregory House : [to Park]  Hey, we both assaulted our bosses. It's like we're twins.

  Dr. Chi Park : I'd really rather not...

  Dr. Gregory House : Okay, I'll go first. My boss dumped me. And yours what? Called you his China doll? Joked about what a crappy deal you got for Manhattan? Assumed you have a huge penis? I have no idea what flavor you are, so I thought I'd just cover the spread.

  Dr. Chi Park : My mom's Filipino, Dad's Korean and my boss grabbed my behind.

• Dr. Chi Park : [to House]  Why aren't you more alarmed? We're running out of time.

  Dr. Gregory House : [yelling]  Aahh, she's dying!

  [speaking normally] 

  Dr. Gregory House : Were you able to figure out what was wrong while I was screaming?

• Dr. Chi Park : [to House]  Did you use metaphors for your old team? Or do you just think I'm particularly stupid?

  Dr. Gregory House : No, they were stupid too.

• [last lines] 

  Dr. James Wilson : [Wilson enters House's office and punch hard him in his face]  Ahh. Ahhh.

  [pauses] 

  Dr. James Wilson : Dinner later? I'll pick something up.

  Dr. Gregory House : [down on the floor]  I... I probably know a new vegetarian place.

  Dr. James Wilson : Screw that. I want a steak. I'll meet at your place at eight.

• Dr. Chi Park : Violence isn't an appropriate way to handle conflict. It was a moment of weakness.

  Dr. Gregory House : You barked at me, picked a fight with a painting crew. Maybe it's time to recognize it's not a character flaw. Maybe it's your character.