Criminal Minds (TV Series)

From Childhood's Hour (2011)

Kirsten Vangsness: Penelope Garcia

Quotes 

• Derek Morgan : Talk to me, mama.

  Penelope Garcia : First off, you are on restriction from my inner Lamborghini.

  Derek Morgan : Garcia...

  Penelope Garcia : I mean it. This high-performance engine may purr like a puma on the prowl, but this time, Derek, you have seriously overheated my engines, and I will require some cool-down laps upon your return, if you know what I mean by that.

  Derek Morgan : Baby girl, you're on speaker.

  Penelope Garcia : I knew that.

• Derek Morgan : Hey, baby girl, whatever you're doing, drop it.

  Penelope Garcia : Yes, and with pleasure. Let me tell you something, sweetheart. This is a Lamborghini you are talking to. You have to drive me. You can't just leave me parked in the garage collecting dust, or I will wilt.

  Derek Morgan : Well, please forgive my neglect. I need you to rev up that fine-tuned, Italian engine of yours, then.

  Penelope Garcia : Revving.

  Derek Morgan : Our UnSub had personal details about Marlene Smith, so I need you to figure out who might have been in her house recently. Cable guy, plumber, people like that.

  Penelope Garcia : Yeah. I always wonder about plumbers. You know, they peek in your medicine cabinet. You just know it.

  Derek Morgan : Maybe try a phone repairman or a babysitter. Check computers in the house. Maybe she used one of those techie fix-it type dweebs who makes house calls.

  Penelope Garcia : Hey, watch it. Language.

  Derek Morgan : You know, I'm just playing with you, but come on, put a rush on it. Clock's ticking, okay?

  Penelope Garcia : Rush is the only speed a Lamborghini has. Proud techie dweeb over and out.

• Dr. Spencer Reid : How about 10 pairs of shoes? I mean, that has to be enough, right? Ten?

  Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau : Spence, it's different with the ladies. We need them to match our belts, our handbags, our skirts, and the fashions change with the seasons.

  Penelope Garcia : Yes. Boys are so boring. Pants, shoes, out the door.

  Emily Prentiss : Although, it's not like men don't have their things. I dated a golfer once. He had 12 putters in his closet. But this conversation is reminding me I need new boots.

  Penelope Garcia : They're having a sale at DeMille's on those tall-shaft kitty heels. You like those. Do you want to go?

  Emily Prentiss : Yeah.

  Derek Morgan : You getting all this, kid?

  Dr. Spencer Reid : No.