How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)
The Naked Truth (2011)
Jason Segel: Marshall Eriksen
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Quotes
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Marshall Eriksen : This was bound to happen eventually. I've been trying so hard to suppress like my carefree idiot side that it just rebelled and came out swingin'.
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Marshall Eriksen : [Drunk] Whoa, did someone say generous endowment? I'm Marshall Eriksen, but you can call me, Beercules!
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Marshall Eriksen : I wanna be the kind of man my child can look up to. So, sweeping declaration, I am never getting drunk again as long as I live.
[the rest of the gang laughs]
Marshall Eriksen : I'm serious!
Narrator : Kids, it's not that your Uncle Marshall had a drinking problem. But whenever he made a sweeping declaration like that, you pretty much knew...
[the next day, Marshall walks in drunk]
Marshall Eriksen : I DID IT AGAIN!
Narrator : But I'm getting ahead of myself.
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Lily Aldrin : Wait a minute. You're going to date two girls at once? Don't you think you should just choose one before it gets serious?
Ted Mosby : Define serious.
Lily Aldrin : Well that's complicated. I guess you have to weigh expectations, emotional investments...
Marshall Eriksen : Third base, serious at third base!