Bloody Homecoming (2013)
Alex Dobrenko: Steve Stein
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Quotes
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Principal Patterson : Well kids, I just don't know what to make of this. Maybe some kind of practical joke.
Steve Stein : Who would pull a prank like this?
Principal Patterson : You tell me, Steve, maybe one of the theater students. You guys were responsible for the loss of half the costumes.
Steve Stein : 3 years ago! You really think some theater geek is still pissed at us after all this time?
Principal Patterson : Theater students have a flair for being dramatic, don't they?
Wade Scott : Principal Patterson, I don't think this is funny.
Principal Patterson : Neither do I, Wade, I'm just not quite sure what to do about it.
Jaclyn Baker : You can start by calling the cops.
Principal Patterson : Whoa, Jaclyn, no need to do anything rash. No need to get the police involved. Look, can you think of anyone who might have a reason to do this?
[no one answers]
Principal Patterson : Alright, now until there's a reason to think otherwise, we must assume this is a practical joke. There's no evidence these are actual threats.
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Loren Gregory : God, Nora is such a brat these days.
Steve Stein : Oh come on, like she said, she learned from the best.
Loren Gregory : Real funny, jerk-o.
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Steve Stein : What did Billy do to her?
Loren Gregory : Nothing yet, but he tried.
Annie Morgan : Guys, I just want to go home!
Wade Scott : Look, just give me the keys, I'll go talk to him.
Loren Gregory : No.
Wade Scott : You can't just leave him locked in the closet.
Loren Gregory : Watch me
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Cassie Herron : [Loren and Annie return to the party] Loren, truth or dare?
Loren Gregory : Dare, Billy's a major prick.
Steve Stein : [everyone sees Annie's disheveled state] Holy shit, what happened in there?
Jaclyn Baker : Are you guys okay?
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Principal Patterson : What's going on out here?
Steve Stein : Oh shit.
Mrs. Patterson : Shouldn't you all be at the dance?
Loren Gregory : Those asshole senior linemen wouldn't let us into the dance, Principal Patterson.
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Loren Gregory : Hey, what're you doing tonight?
Jaclyn Baker : Karl's off in a few so I'll probably just head over to the station.
Steve Stein : Surprise surprise.
Jaclyn Baker : Oh come on, it's not like you two aren't up each other's butts 24/7 too, okay?
Steve Stein : Vulgar, true, but vulgar.
Loren Gregory : So is Karl coming to the dance tomorrow night?
Jaclyn Baker : Are you kidding me? He wouldn't be caught dead back in this place, I mean plus he's on duty.
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Steve Stein : Well we're gonna have to cheers to something.
Wade Scott : How about to old friends?
Cassie Herron : And new beginnings.
Jaclyn Baker : To our last homecoming.
Loren Gregory : And surviving the night.
[clink glasses]
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Steve Stein : So why'd you look so spooked when you got to class?
Loren Gregory : Oh, nothing, Fred startled me.
Jaclyn Baker : Ew, that pervy janitor?
Nora Stanley : Custodial engineer.
Steve Stein : Wait, did he touch you?
Loren Gregory : No, Steve, he just startled me.
Jaclyn Baker : Steve, don't be a hater, Fred's a goodie-goodie.
Steve Stein : What do you mean?
Nora Stanley : Apparently he's a volunteer firefighter on the weekends? I saw his getup in the janitorial closet.
Steve Stein : What were you doing in the custodian closet?
Nora Stanley : Oh I was doing, Robby, in there, while you dweebs were hall decorating.
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Jaclyn Baker : Hey, I think I know who put those letters in our lockers.
Loren Gregory : Who?
[Jaclyn nods to Mathis]
Loren Gregory : Really?
Jaclyn Baker : I know he did, he's still pissed at us about Billy, Karl told me.
Steve Stein : But how would he have gotten into our lockers?
Jaclyn Baker : I don't know, but he gets to school early for extra football practice, so he has time to do it.
Loren Gregory : It makes sense.