American Dad! (TV Series)
Wheels & the Legman and the Case of Grandpa's Key (2012)
Seth MacFarlane: Stan Smith, Roger the Alien
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Quotes
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Roger : [to Steve] You think this fake detective agency with real cases in a pretend office in your father's garage is a joke?
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Stan Smith : [to Steve] So this, uh, detective stuff looks fun. Can I play?
Steve Smith : Um, maybe, Dad, but I'm not sure you understand what we do here.
Stan Smith : No, no, I get it. It's part pretend, part real, fake detectives, real cases, you're in a wheelchair, Roger can walk. W... what's not to get?
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Roger : [to Stan] You're a liability! You know what your problem is? Pappa Wheelie doesn't have a backstory. All right, all you have is a prop. How did you end up on that unicycle? Are you a hipster? Are you a Frenchman? Were you raised by a Russian circus bear? You don't know! You just woke up one morning and saw a unicycle, you stupid hack. I don't know about you, but this case has put me in the mood for some cocaine.
Stan Smith : I-I get that joke. 'Cause cocaine comes in keys, right?
Steve Smith : The Legman doesn't joke about cocaine.
Roger : Cocaine is not a joking matter.
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Roger's Date : [to Roger] So do you like music?
Roger : Do I like music? No, no, I'm the one person on Earth who doesn't like music.
Roger's Date : Why did you answer my ad online if you were just gonna ignore me?
Roger : My profile has four pictures of me staring out of a restaurant window through binoculars. You knew what this was.
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Roger : [while outside the hospital's cancer ward, speaking through a megaphone] You're all going to die! Your parents and your doctors are lying to you!
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Client : Please, this key is my grandfather's legacy.
Steve Smith : Uhp, "legacy".
Roger : Fine, we'll take the case. You're lucky you said a word with "leg" in it. It's my only weakness. That's how I got this Foghorn Leghorn key chain and this bag of legumes.