Family Guy (TV Series)

Tea Peter (2012)

Christine Lakin: Joyce Kinney, Woman on Phone

Quotes 

• Carter Pewterschmidt : All right, now, remember, the Tea Party is a grassroots movement. We're not covered by the lamestream media, so we gotta reach out to the common man individually.

  Peter Griffin : Right, common man.

  [he dials a phone number] 

  Woman on Phone : [picking up]  Hello?

  Peter Griffin : Aw, jeez, it's... it's a girl.

  [Carter shakes his head in disapproval] 

  Peter Griffin : May I speak to the man of the house?

  Woman on Phone : This is the woman of the house, and there is no man living here.

  Peter Griffin : No? W-W-What is... I-I... how are you paying for this phone?

  Woman on Phone : I'm a lawyer.

  Peter Griffin : Oh, I see, and are you in your little courthouse right now representing Barbie?

  [she hangs up] 

  Peter Griffin : Okay, one vote for the Tea Party.

  Carter Pewterschmidt : All right, kiss government goodbye.

  Peter Griffin : Yeah, I can't wait to fire all them city employees, starting with that half-asleep construction worker.

  [cut to him in traffic approaching construction on the sidewalk; the worker holds up a stop sign while simultaneously waving him forward] 

  Peter Griffin : What the hell? W-W-Which one is it, stop or go forward? This is a big deal. They're not at all similar.

  [the worker turns his sign around, which reads "slow"] 

  Peter Griffin : Ah, no, no, no, no. You, sir, have lost my business.

  [he gets out of the car and walks away]