Family Guy (TV Series)

Tea Peter (2012)

Alexa Ray Joel: Alan's Wife, Bride

Quotes 

• Peter Griffin : What do you think, mom, is that the most beautiful bride you've ever seen?

  Bride : I love it!

  Bride's Mother : Oh, it's just so much money.

  Peter Griffin : It's true. It's true. Take the dress off, sweetheart. Your mother says you can't have it.

  Bride's Mother : W-Wait, wait, wait a minute. Do you really love it?

  Bride : I do. It just feels like my wedding dress.

  Peter Griffin : Oh, mom, she loves it.

  Bride's Mother : Okay. We'll take it.

  Lois Griffin : [coming downstairs]  Peter, what is that girl doing in my wedding dress?

  Peter Griffin : [crawling under the dress's hem]  She gone?

  Bride : No.

  Peter Griffin : Okay, well, while I'm down here, let me give you my card. There you go.

• Peter Griffin : Watch out there, Brian. Looks like the floor is wet.

  Alan : [passing by]  Excuse me. I'm kind of in a hurry.

  [slipping on the water puddle] 

  Alan : Ahhh! Son of a bitch!

  Peter Griffin : Oh, my God! Are you okay?

  Alan : I'm sorry. I've been a bit distracted lately. I think my wife has been crossing the street with another man.

  Alan's Wife : [outside, crossing the street with another generic-sign figure]  God, I hope Alan doesn't find out.