2 Broke Girls (TV Series)

And the Break-Up Scene (2011)

Dana DeLorenzo: Girl #2

Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  Max Black : Hi, ready to order?

  Girl #1 : Do you have anything that's really special?

  Max Black : Not according to my high school guidance counselor.

  Girl #2 : I'll have the veggie plate, but instead of beets I want kale and instead of broccoli more kale. I want the veggies steamed and instead of dressing I want lemons. Don't you need to write this down?

  Max Black : I'm afraid if I start writing that down it'll turn into a suicide note. I'm assuming this table's going to have a lot more of those requests?

  [All four girls at the table nod their heads and agree] 

  Max Black : Yes, I could tell by the hats.