The Simpsons (TV Series)

At Long Last Leave (2012)

Hank Azaria: Superintendent Chalmers, Comic Book Guy, Disco Stu, Moe Szyslak, Chief Wiggum, Outlander, Lou, Carl

Quotes 

• Moe Szyslak : The monsters are here!

  Marge Simpson : Moe, it's us. We've been your friends for years.

  Moe Szyslak : The queen monster is coming on to me!

• Carl : [Carl emerges from a bush; Maggie is on his shoulders, holding a knife to his throat]  Get her off! Get her off!

  Homer Simpson : [giggles]  Let her slice off the tip of your ear and she'll go right to sleep.

  Carl : No!

  Homer Simpson : [menacingly]  That's not a choice you get to make.

• Marge Simpson : We've found a new place that we love. A place that may not have indoor plumbing, but it's got something we treasure more.

  Homer Simpson : Yeah, non-jerks!

  [the crowd gasps] 

  Mayor Quimby : Maybe he's right. We *are* jerks!

  Chief Wiggum : You want I should spray some of my Jerk-Off on ya?