The Simpsons (TV Series)

At Long Last Leave (2012)

Julie Kavner: Marge Simpson

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Quotes 

• Marge Simpson : It says here we have to stay inside the shelter for three hours.

  Homer Simpson : So if you have to fart, do it now.

  Marge Simpson : Homer! What if those were your last words on Earth?

  Homer Simpson : Honey, you know my last words will be "I can outrun that lion."

• Moe Szyslak : The monsters are here!

  Marge Simpson : Moe, it's us. We've been your friends for years.

  Moe Szyslak : The queen monster is coming on to me!

• Mayor Quimby : Marge, you're a kind, compassionate woman who makes us see your family in a new light.

  Marge Simpson : Thank you.

  Mayor Quimby : Which is why you're the worst Simpson of all!

• Bart Simpson : How you doing, Mr. Assange?

  Julian Assange : That's my personal information and you have no right to know about it. Hey, but we're neighbors. Would you like to come over for a movie sometime?

  Marge Simpson : Is it Iraqi journalists being murdered?

  Julian Assange : Don't be ridiculous. It's an Afghan wedding being bombed.

  Homer Simpson : Well I have a really big secret for you.

  [whispers] 

  Homer Simpson : I'm not wearing any underwear.

  Julian Assange : You know, you should really get out less.

• Marge Simpson : We've found a new place that we love. A place that may not have indoor plumbing, but it's got something we treasure more.

  Homer Simpson : Yeah, non-jerks!

  [the crowd gasps] 

  Mayor Quimby : Maybe he's right. We *are* jerks!

  Chief Wiggum : You want I should spray some of my Jerk-Off on ya?