The Simpsons (TV Series)

At Long Last Leave (2012)

Yeardley Smith: Lisa Simpson

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• Lisa Simpson : Why do we have to sit here? If we leave now, we could see what the town looks deserted.

  Bart Simpson : I could write whatever I want on the school chalkboard.

  Lisa Simpson : I could watch a planetarium show without the second-hand marijuana.

  Homer Simpson : And I could drive drunk while sober.

  [Cut to Homer driving erratically] 

  Homer Simpson : It's fun, but not as fun.

• Lisa Simpson : I know it's futile, but I must again point out there is no dragon.

  Homer Simpson : Then why am I paying $800 a year in dragon insurance?

  Lisa Simpson : Again, I maintain that money would be better spent on car insurance.

  Homer Simpson : Lisa, everyone knows dragons do not attack cars. Jeez, pick up a book.

  Lisa Simpson : [gasps]  I pick up books like you pick up beers!

  Homer Simpson : Then you have a serious reading problem.