Community (TV Series)

Competitive Ecology (2011)

Michael Kenneth Williams: Professor Marshall Kane

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• Vicki : And then eventually, the caterpillar emerges from its cocoon and then...

  Magnitude : Pop pop!

  [the class cheers, applauds and laughs] 

  Professor Marshall Kane : Nice work, you two. You know they're laughing at you, right? I mean, that's my theory.

• Professor Marshall Kane : Your terrariums are due tomorrow. And everyone look across the table at the person in front of you. That's your lab partner for the rest of the semester. Saddle up.

  Troy Barnes : [under his breath to Abed]  Who are these people?

• Troy Barnes : We love each other.

  Abed Nadir : Second paintball.

  Professor Marshall Kane : What is happening at this school? I have so many conversations that make no sense.

  Jeff Winger : Uh, we'd really prefer to partner up amongst ourselves.

• Professor Marshall Kane : Now, super group. I can't help but notice a sorry lack of terrariums.

  Jeff Winger : We didn't have time to finish.

  Annie Edison : Here's mine.

  Jeff Winger : When did you even have time to do that? You're pathological.

  Annie Edison : It's too late for flattery.

  Jeff Winger : Professor, obviously this isn't working out. You're just gonna have to put us with our original lab partners. All right?

  Professor Marshall Kane : I don't have to do anything. Not after you broke my boy Todd. That man called me crying this morning. You know he fought in Iraq, right? We had a name for people like you in prison. We called you "the mean clique."

  [gasps]