Game of Thrones (TV Series)

The Night Lands (2012)

John Bradley: Samwell Tarly

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Quotes 

• Eddison Tollett : And I said "If the gods wanted us to have dignity, they wouldn't make us fart when we died."

  Grenn : We fart when we die?

  Eddison Tollett : My blessed mother - I was holding her hand when she left this world - she farted so hard, the whole bed shook.

  [Ed blows a raspberry] 

  Samwell Tarly : [ogling one of their host's several wives]  Seems a bit greedy for one man to have so many wives. Wouldn't two or three be enough for him?

  Eddison Tollett : We were having a serious discussion.

• Gilly : I'm going to have a baby. If it's a boy...

  Jon Snow : If it's a boy, what?

  [no answer] 

  Jon Snow : You want us to risk our lives for you, and you won't even tell us why?

  [Gilly runs off] 

  Samwell Tarly : Why'd you do that?

  Jon Snow : Do what? Ask her a question?

  Samwell Tarly : You were cruel.

  Jon Snow : Cruel? Sam, are you in such a hurry to lose a hand?

  Samwell Tarly : I didn't touch her!

  Jon Snow : No, you just wanna steal her! What do you think Craster cuts off for that?

  Samwell Tarly : I can't steal her. She's a person, not a goat.