- C-3PO: Whoever you are, please note that my counterpart here is programmed in 47 schools of self defense.
- Narrator: Homeward bound! On a peaceful mission on the planet Aleen, R2-D2 and C-3PO were caught up in an adventure beyond their comprehension. After finally resolving the crisis and being taken to Jedi master Adi Gallia's cruiser, they now head home toward the safety of the Republic, hoping to avoid a Separatist attack...
- C-3PO: We surrender. We surrender.
- Battle Droids: Uh, where did you come from?
- Battle Droids: They must be pirate droids.
- Battle Droids: Pirate droids? You're under arrest.
- C-3PO: Pirate droids? We're not pirate droids. We are part of the Republ--
- [R2D2 bumps against C3PO's leg]
- C-3PO: Oh, yes, uh, we are pirate droids.
- Battle Droids: That is what we thought.
- Battle Droids: Send them off to the incinerator room with the rest of the pirate scum.
- C-3PO: The incinerator room?
- Battle Droids: Yes. You will be melted down for General Grievous's war machine.