Blue Mountain State (TV Series)

Superstition (2011)

James Cade: Harmon Tedesco

Quotes 

• Harmon Tedesco : No man. I've got the same ritual since I was twelve years old. First thing I wake up, smell my balls. Then I get out of bed, do 17 minutes of a form of naked TaiChi I created; I like to leave the blinds up so the neighbors can watch. Then once I feel adequately limber and the neighbors have gotten their money's worth, I smoke a shit load of grade-A hash and call my mom.

• Harmon Tedesco : Drop your cocks and gather the troops! I need your help.