My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic (TV Series)
The Mysterious Mare Do Well (2011)
Shannon Chan-Kent: Tootsie Flute
Quotes
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Rainbow Dash : [grunting is heard from offscreen] Somepony's in trouble!
[Sparkler, a unicorn, is trying to open a jar of peanut butter. She is having a picnic with Tootsie Flute, a younger filly]
Rainbow Dash : Better let me handle this, ma'am. For your own safety, I must ask you to stand back!
Sparkler : [wearily] Oh, brother.
[Rainbow Dash tries to open the jar with her mouth and teeth, but with no success. Sparkler levitates the jar away from Rainbow, taps it against the edge of a nearby fountain, and re-presents the jar to Rainbow. Rainbow is now able to pop the lid off effortlessly]
Rainbow Dash : Ta-da!
[Sparkler floats it back to herself]
Sparkler : [spreading on bread] Uh... thanks.
Rainbow Dash : How would you describe what I just did? Would you say I was amazing?
Sparkler : Aren't you milking this a bit?
Rainbow Dash : Please, just answer the question. Was I or was I not amazing?
Sparkler : [annoyed] Oh, you're amazing alright. An amazingly...
Rainbow Dash : Oh look!
[she zips over to an push-style cylinder lawn mower and begins pushing it all over an area of the lawn, trimming it down]
Rainbow Dash : Another great feat of heroism! I have just saved that grass!
Groundskeeper : From what?
[she crouches to eye it closely]
Rainbow Dash : From weeds! Weeds that were attempting to eat this lawn!
Tootsie Flute : [several other unimpressed ponies have gathered to watch the spectacle] Lame...
[everypony walks away, one mutters "whatever"]
Rainbow Dash : [depressed] Aww, who am I kidding?