Criminal Minds (TV Series)

There's No Place Like Home (2011)

Kirsten Vangsness: Penelope Garcia

Quotes 

• Dr. Spencer Reid : All right, try looking for thefts involving body parts, specifically left legs.

  Penelope Garcia : Okay. See, this is why I can't talk about how my day was at dinner. Breakfast, lunch.

  [sees a search result] 

  Penelope Garcia : Spencer, you scare me.

  David Rossi : Join the club.

  Penelope Garcia : A left leg was stolen off a body a year ago at the Riggio Funeral Home in Tulsa. They never found who did it.

• Penelope Garcia : P.G. at your service, don't let the name fool ya.

  Derek Morgan : Baby girl you're on speaker.

  Dr. Spencer Reid : Garcia can you look for grave robberies in tornado alley over the last five years?

  Penelope Garcia : Okey Dokey, searching.Oh it's a shockingly big list. Who knew grave robbing was so on trend?

• Penelope Garcia : So, local PD have IDed your victims. I'm putting this all on your tablets if you'd like to follow along. First up is Jason Meredith, sixteen year old runaway from Garden City, Kansas. Mom said he took off over a year ago. Next up is Eric Janelle. Fifteen year old foster kid from Wichita. He's been gone three weeks. Oh, both of these kids have records, for possession and prostitution.

  Emily Prentiss : They were street hustlers.

  Aaron Hotchner : High-risk kids. This could be a sexual predator.

  Derek Morgan : An extremely violent one, if the unsub is responsible for the damage done to the bodies, especially those missing limbs.

  Emily Prentiss : Well, now, he could be keeping the body parts for some sort of fetish.

  Penelope Garcia : Ugh! Okay, eww. That is my cue. I'm here if you need me, with my binary machines that don't say gross things.

• Aaron Hotchner : Garcia, we just lost our Internet. We need you to guide us into the storm.

  Penelope Garcia : Consider me your eyes and ears, sir.