How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)
Noretta (2011)
Kal Penn: Kevin
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Quotes
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Narrator : [Kevin is not too pleased about Robin massaging Ted on what should be their date night] Now Kevin, as a trained psychologist, knew the appropriate way to voice his displeasure...
Kevin : I think we need to calmly discuss the relationship dynamics at play here. I'm uncomfortable with how close you two are as roommates, given your particular romantic history.
Narrator : Instead, he took a different approach...
Kevin : Oh Hell NO! If you want a date with my girlfriend, I don't have to wear pants in your apartment!
[unbuttons pants, revealing boxers]
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Kevin : [after James says Nora is like his and Barney's mom] Psychologically speaking, it's perfectly normal to wind up with someone like your parents. Thanks to my mom I'll probably end up with someone who loves my brother more than me.
James Stinson : Well, psychologically speaking, I'm gonna go throw up now.