How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)

Noretta (2011)

Bob Saget: Narrator

Quotes 

• Narrator : [Kevin is not too pleased about Robin massaging Ted on what should be their date night]  Now Kevin, as a trained psychologist, knew the appropriate way to voice his displeasure...

  Kevin : I think we need to calmly discuss the relationship dynamics at play here. I'm uncomfortable with how close you two are as roommates, given your particular romantic history.

  Narrator : Instead, he took a different approach...

  Kevin : Oh Hell NO! If you want a date with my girlfriend, I don't have to wear pants in your apartment!

  [unbuttons pants, revealing boxers] 

• Narrator : Kids, in the fall of 2011, all my friends were in relationships. So when Barney's brother james cam to visit it created a slight logistical problem...

  [Cut to the booth at MacLaren's, which is packed with Lily, Marshall, Nora, Barney, Kevin, Robin, Ted and James] 

  Marshall Eriksen : We're gonna need a bigger booth.

  Nora : I'm going to go to the loo. I don't actually have to go, I just want a seat all to myself.