How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)

Noretta (2011)

Jason Segel: Marshall Eriksen

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Quotes 

• Robin Scherbatsky : [about Ted asking Robin to a Weird Al concert]  Oh, you think I'm the first person Ted asked?

  [laughs] 

  Robin Scherbatsky : Ted, am I the first person you asked?

  Ted Mosby : [Cut to Ted on the phone]  Marshall! You, me, Weird Al?

  Marshall Eriksen : No thanks Ted

  Ted Mosby : [Again on the phone]  Bar-ney! I've got two tickets to Weird Al Yank...

  [Barney hangs up] 

  Ted Mosby : Barney?

  Ted Mosby : Li-ly! Come on, you'll be the hottest girl there. Okay, you'll be the only girl there

  [Lily hangs up] 

  Ted Mosby : [Ted tires calling various people]  Stu-art! Clau-dia! Brad! Nat-a-lie! Trudie! Ranjit! Carl the bartender! Dude from my bodega! Steam-cleaning coupon guy!

  [Flatly] 

  Ted Mosby : M-om. Please? I'll fly you out!

  Virginia Mosby : I don't think so, I'm sorry sweet pea.

  Ted Mosby : Is Clint there?

  Virginia Mosby : No.

• Barney Stinson : Come on, Barney Stinson always turns it around.

  Marshall Eriksen : How?

  Barney Stinson : Simple, I turned... it... *around*.

• Lily Aldrin : [Marshall and Lily freak out because the other acts like their own fathers]  AHHHH, I can't go through with this!

  Marshall Eriksen : Thank God, me neither.

  Lily Aldrin : You're too much like my dad.

  Marshall Eriksen : You're too much like *my* dad!

  Lily Aldrin : [Angry]  Your DAD?

  Marshall Eriksen : [Later on, after they make up]  I'm the real lucky guy because I married my dad.

• Narrator : Kids, in the fall of 2011, all my friends were in relationships. So when Barney's brother james cam to visit it created a slight logistical problem...

  [Cut to the booth at MacLaren's, which is packed with Lily, Marshall, Nora, Barney, Kevin, Robin, Ted and James] 

  Marshall Eriksen : We're gonna need a bigger booth.

  Nora : I'm going to go to the loo. I don't actually have to go, I just want a seat all to myself.

• Marshall Eriksen : So, I was trying to think how to best express how sexy you are to me. A song? A poem? And then it hit me: a board game!

  Lily Aldrin : You just get women.

  Marshall Eriksen : No, no, no! You'll like this. We ask risque questions and spicy dares to slowly move up your shapely legs. I call it "Shoots and Lilies"

  Lily Aldrin : I would have guessed "Monopo-Lily"

  Marshall Eriksen : Yeah, that would have been better.