Game of Thrones (TV Series)

The Ghost of Harrenhal (2012)

Jerome Flynn: Bronn

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• Protestor : Brother fornicates with sister in the bed of kings. Are we surprised when the fruit of their incest is rotten? Yes. A rotten king.

  Tyrion Lannister : It's hard to argue with his assessment.

  Bronn : Not after what he did to your birthday present.

  Tyrion Lannister : The king is a lost cause. It's the rest of us I'm worried about now.

• [Lancel is in Tyrion's palanquin to discuss Cersei's plans] 

  Lancel Lannister : It's wildfire.

  Tyrion Lannister : Wildfire? You wouldn't lie to me, would you, cousin?

  Lancel Lannister : No.

  Tyrion Lannister : That's a lie right there.

  Lancel Lannister : It is NOT a lie. Why would I lie?

  Tyrion Lannister : Tell me: if the vile allegations against my brother and sister are true, do you think it will make Jaime more likely to kill you, or less likely? When I tell him you're fucking her, I mean.

  Lancel Lannister : I'm telling you the truth...

  Tyrion Lannister : The smart money would be on "more likely".

  Lancel Lannister : She's making wildfire, I sw...

  Tyrion Lannister : But then, perhaps his own unnatural urges would give him sympathy for yours.

  Lancel Lannister : The Alchemists' Guild is being commissioned...

  Tyrion Lannister : I suppose there's only one way to find out.

  Lancel Lannister : They have thousands of pots, already stored in their vaults. They are planning to launch it from the city walls in Stannis' ships and armies. Please!

  Tyrion Lannister : When did she tell you this?

  Lancel Lannister : I heard her talking with the pyromancer. And the other night, after I left her, she went to meet him. I swear to you.

  Tyrion Lannister : Swear to me on what?

  Lancel Lannister : On my life!

  Tyrion Lannister : But I don't care about your life.

  Lancel Lannister : In the light of the Seven, by all that is holy and right, I, Lancel Lannister, do solemnly vow...

  Tyrion Lannister : All right, all right, enough. Even torturing you is boring. Just get out.

  [Tyrion kicks Lancel out of the palanquin] 

  Tyrion Lannister : Oh, Lancel, tell my friend Bronn to please kill you if anything should happen to me.

  [Bronn, who is waiting outside, looks at Lancel expectantly] 

  Lancel Lannister : Please kill me if anything should happen to Lord Tyrion.

  [Lancel runs away] 

  Bronn : It will be my pleasure.