- Brenda Leigh Johnson: [turning on the "stolen" car's radio] Ah. Classic music station.
- Louie Provenza: Playing Beethoven - as everyone knows, the favorite composer for nine out of ten car thieves.
- [Buzz plays a recording of Gail and a patrolman]
- Long Island Police Officer: Step out of the car, please.
- Gail Meyers: What? Why?
- Long Island Police Officer: I need you to step out of the vehicle right now.
- Gail Meyers: You were waiting in that parking lot. This is entrapment. Do you know who my husband is?
- Long Island Police Officer: Step over here...
- Gail Meyers: Do you know who my husband is?
- Long Island Police Officer: ...right now.
- Gail Meyers: *Do you know who my husband is? Do you know who my husband is?*
- Long Island Police Officer: Step right over here.
- Will Pope: Okay. I've heard enough. Wow. How'd she get *that* expunged form her record?
- Andy Flynn: [wryly] Don't you know who her husband is?
- Andy Flynn: Candy bar?
- Gail Meyers: No, thank you.
- Andy Flynn: You know, when I first quit drinking, I practically lived on these things. Your body gets used to the sugar from the booze, you know.
- Gail Meyers: Oh. When did you quit drinking?
- Andy Flynn: I've been In AA for 15 years now. Got down to a choice between the badge and the bottle. And the badge didn't make me feel like crap when I woke up in the morning.
- Gail Meyers: Well, good for you and your higher power. If your body can't tolerate alcohol, you should give It up. Glad you figured it out.
- Andy Flynn: I didn't figure anything out. I just quit drinking.
- Will Pope: Before we go any further down this Gail Myers road, let me point out to you that, when you aim at a police commissioner's wife and miss, there are consequences.