Holliston (TV Series)

Laura's Little Twitter (2012)

Seth Green: Gustavo

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• Joe : I'm Joe and this is Adam. We spoke to a Gustavo earlier about doing effects for a project we're doing called Shinpads.

  Gustavo : Shinpads?

  Adam : Shinpads. It's the undead soccer team movie with bite. It's about a team of Mexican soccer players who get massacred but then they come back like a decade later to seek revenge.

  Gustavo : Why?

  Adam : Because they were murdered by their own coach.

  Gustavo : No, I mean, why are you making that?

• Gustavo : Do you wanna see something awesome?

  Joe : Yeah.

  Gustavo : [Holding out his phone]  Checkout the mooseknuckle on this chick's Twitter picture.

  Joe : Awesome.

• Gustavo : And we only making the trailer, you not make the whole film?

  Adam : No, just the trailer right now. But then we're gonna use that to raise the financing to make the feature. Kind of like how those guys got Hatchet made.

  Gustavo : Ah, Hatchet, yes. Terrible picture. Yes, Hatchet, abomination. The only thing worse than direction was writing. Make you wonder did they have script or was Adam Green just masturbating all over the set?

  Adam : Stop ad-libbing, Seth.

  Gustavo : Sorry.

• Gustavo : You've come to the right place. For two hundred dollars I give you something on par with Dawn of Dead.

  Joe : Dawn of the Dead!

  Adam : Wait. The Romero one or the remake?

  Gustavo : [Clutching his chest]  Ah! They remake Dawn of Dead?

  Joe : Yeah, a couple years ago.

  Gustavo : Where was Gustavo? This horrible! Next you know they remake The Thing and try to say it's prequel!

• Adam : Our trailer is just gonna be the money shots.

  Gustavo : Oh, you shoot sex? Splat! Oh my face, I'm going to need a damp rag!

  Adam : Different kind of money shots.

• Gustavo : I don't like your friend. He must be writer, huh?

  Adam : As a matter of fact I am the writer on the project.

  Gustavo : You can always tell. Writer is always oh that's not how I see it or oh, I am suing you for ruining my vision, Gustavo! Or oh no we need more residuals in undefined multi-media areas! Let's strike for six months and not really get anywhere under the crushing thumb of the Producer's Guild! Writers!

  [Spits] 

  Gustavo : Ptoo!

• Gustavo : Will there be girls?

  Joe : There will be girls, sure.

  Gustavo : Will there be girls... like this?

  [Holds out his phone to Joe's face] 

  Gustavo : Look down. You can see Alice Cooper's neck.

  Joe : Yeah. I've seen it. Many times.

• Gustavo : [Holding a severed arm up to Adam's crotch]  Does this... remind you of your Uncle?

• Gustavo : Mmmm... Butterfinger!

  [Then, breaking character] 

  Gustavo : Doing this show was a terrible idea. Somebody get my agent on the phone!