Holliston (TV Series)

Laura's Little Twitter (2012)

Dee Snider: Lance Rockett

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Quotes 

• Lance Rockett : The lady from regional is coming down at five o'clock today and I've got to show her a good commercial. Think! What do we have?

  Joe : What about the one from Ashland House of Pizza that Adam just finished?

  Lance Rockett : The one with the talking gerbil?

  Adam : "Our pizza is the cheesiest!"

  Lance Rockett : Too weird. I don't even wanna know where you guys found a talking gerbil in the first place. But that was a good impression of him, Adam.

• Lance Rockett : You guys get on it. I gotta get ready to meet the lady.

  Adam : Woah, boss. Why do you need like four hours to get ready?

  Lance Rockett : [Standing and motioning to his sequin shorts, fishnets, and pink boa]  You don't think this just happens do you, Adam?

• Lance Rockett : [Puts his leg up on his desk and his crotch in Adam and Joe's faces]  Call me nuts. But I always imagined the two of you running your own little low budget cable advertising company one day. That, or... modeling underwear.

  Adam : Nuts.

  Lance Rockett : Now if you'll excuse me I gotta go get ready and show this little lady where the down boys go, Oh! She's gonna be my Cherry Pie! Metaaaaaaal!

  [Exits and randomly reappears again] 

  Lance Rockett : Woo! Encore exit! Metal, double time! Metal-metal-metal-metal-metal-metal-metal!

• Lance Rockett : Good evening, Holliston!

  Joe : Hey, Boss. Hey, how did it go with the lady from regional?

  Lance Rockett : It was awesome! You should have seen me work this chick over. I was like White Lion on the Mane Attraction Tour.

• Lance Rockett : Trust me boys, nothing gets chicks hotter than a pair of fishnets and the right lip gloss.

  Adam : So that's what I'm doing wrong.

• Lance Rockett : I'm late for my meeting with Robin Lixx and Tracii Pistolz for this week's cock rock marathon! Up all night...

  Joe : ...Sleep all day?

  Lance Rockett : That's right! Fly to the angels, Bitches!