Holliston (TV Series)
Laura's Little Twitter (2012)
Laura Ortiz: Laura
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Quotes
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Adam : Your wugget is showing.
Laura : My what?
Joe : You have zebra loaf.
Corri : You can see the bald man in the boat.
Adam : You're displaying a package of pink Thin Mints.
Laura : What are you guys talking about?
Adam : Meat curtains.
Joe : Ham wallet.
Adam : Lars Ulrich's knees.
Joe : Hairy Potter?
Adam : E.T.'s feet?
Corri : OK, honey? You have camel toe in this picture.
Laura : No I d - oh my God. You can see the outline of my Sy Snootles!
Adam : Well, on the bright side at least you can't see the rest of the Max Rebo band, right? I mean... your cervix isn't showing.
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Adam : You know what, Laura? Maybe you should just forget about this and focus on your artwork.
Laura : But if I paint when I'm this sad it will negatively effect my artwork.
[Reveal a painting of a puppy with knives in it's eyes and a painting of a little girl crying over her mother's grave]
Corri : We wouldn't that to happen.
Laura : And I keep getting all of these tweets sent to my email. Like this one.
[She holds her phone out for Corri to read]
Corri : "Nice fleshy gym sock." Hahahahaha... that is so messed up.
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Laura : The whole world has seen my little twitter.
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Corri : I'm gonna be doing this as part of an acting role. That Twitter photo is just a slutty cry for attention.
[to Laura]
Corri : No offense.
Laura : Well, you'll be acting in a schlocky trailer for a B-horror film that will probably never even get made.
[to Adam]
Laura : No offense.
Adam : You know what? It's still better than giving fourteen thousand strangers a free glimpse inside the Predator's mouth.
[to Laura]
Adam : No offense.
Joe : I have chlamydia.
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Laura : Fifty-six thousand followers have now gazed upon Winnie the Pooh's honey pot.
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Laura : The way I see it, what are a couple of boobs when the entire Twitterverse has already seen James Cameron's Abyss?