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Oderus Urungus : You smell rank. Kind of like a sewer rat feasting on the remains of a dead pregnant cat.
Adam : I know. But... wait. Why did the dead cat have to pregnant?
Oderus Urungus : I don't know. It just was.
Adam : But that's sad.
Oderus Urungus : Alright. It's just a dead cat.
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Adam : I need to get this smell off of me, help!
Oderus Urungus : Very well.
[Stands over the bathtub]
Adam : Hey, what are you doing?
Oderus Urungus : I'm going to pee on you.
Adam : But that's for jelly fish stings.
Oderus Urungus : Yes. Skunks get vinegar.
Adam : Then why were you gonna pee on me?
Oderus Urungus : Why not?
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Adam : [Raising a straight razor to his chest and starting to cry] You're bad at skunks! Bad! Bad! You're so bad at skunks!
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Joe : What if the girls got into a horrible car accident?
Adam : Way too serious of an event for the third episode.
Joe : When did Jessie get addicted to speed?
Adam : That was like season two episode nine.
Joe : And when did Zac and Screech get into that drunk driving accident?
Adam : Season four episode ten, dude.
Joe : I guess you're right.
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Adam : Without food, this is gonna turn into our own version of Cannibal Holocaust.
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Lance Rockett : You guys and your horror movie crap. You'll grow out of it eventually.
Adam : Funny, some people said about fans of Cinderella and Pretty Boy Floyd.
Lance Rockett : Yo! Watch what you say about PBF.
Adam : Sorry.
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Adam : Be careful, Boss.
Lance Rockett : Oh, I'll be careful. But I won't be quick! Yeah! Watch out! Step back! You got, you got, you got what I need! Hey!