Beavis and Butt-Head (TV Series)

Werewolves of Highland/Crying (2011)

Mike Judge: Beavis, Butt-Head, Mr. Van Driessen, Mr. Buzzcut, Cop #2, Old Woman

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Quotes 

• Beavis : [commenting on "True Life: I Am A Porn Addict"]  Where's this guy going to get a job?

  Butt-head : He could wash dishes with one hand.

• Beavis : [commenting on "True Life: I Am A Porn Addict"]  What's this guy gonna do?

  Butt-head : Porn porn porn porn porn porn porn porn porn porn porn porn...

  Butt-head : Porn porn porn glasses. Porn porn porn get in car. Porn porn porn porn porn.

  Beavis : Porn porn porn go visit my dad. Porn porn porn porn porn porn porn porn porn porn... oh there's my sisters... porn porn porn porn...

  Butt-head : This guy watches so much porn he's starting to look like a giant schlong.

• [repeated line] 

  Butt-head : Hey, Beavis.

  Beavis : What?

  Butt-head : You were crying.

  Beavis : Shut up, I was not crying!

• Coach Buzzcut : You will climb the rope, touch the ceiling and descend all within 30 seconds. Are there any questions?

  Butt-head : Ahh. I got a question. What happens if Beavis starts crying?

  Beavis : [angrily]  I was not crying! I was not crying! I'm gonna kick your ass butt-hole.

  Butt-head : You were crying.

  Coach Buzzcut : [Begins to restrain Beavis]  Beavis, you will kick the crap out of Butt-Head on your own time!

  Butt-head : Don't yell at him too hard.

  Beavis : Let me at him!

  Butt-head : He might start crying.

  [laughing] 

  Beavis : Let me go, I'm gonna kill you! Dammit!

  Butt-head : He comes the waterworks. It's okay Beavis. It's okay to cry. Crying takes the sad out of you.

  [laughs] 

  Butt-head : You wuss!

  Beavis : Ahh! I was not crying!

• Butt-head : [the duo have snuck into Twilight Eclipse and start criticizing it]  Well this isn't very good

  Beavis : So, uh is Bella a zombie? She's always just like standing there with her mouth open and she acts like she's dead

• Butt-head : [the duo get thrown out of the theater]  Hey we want our money back butthole!

  Usher : You snuck in!

  Butt-head : Uh, oh yeah