The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Isolation Permutation (2011)
Mayim Bialik: Amy Farrah Fowler
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Quotes
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Amy Farrah Fowler : Proposal: one wild night of torrid lovemaking that soothes my soul and inflames my loins.
Sheldon Cooper : Counter-proposal: I will gently stroke your head and repeat "Aww, who's a good Amy?"
Amy Farrah Fowler : How about this? French kissing. Seven minutes in heaven, culminating in second base.
Sheldon Cooper : Neck massage, then you get me that beverage.
Amy Farrah Fowler : We cuddle. Final offer.
Sheldon Cooper : Very well.
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Amy Farrah Fowler : Sheldon! What would it take for you to go into that liquor store, buy a bottle of hooch, take me across the street to that motel and have your way with me?
Leonard Hofstadter : Yeah, Sheldon, what would it take?
Sheldon Cooper : I'm begging both of you, please, let's go!
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Amy Farrah Fowler : [Dissecting a brain] Yay, brain tumor! Probably not the same reaction you had when you got the news.
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Amy Farrah Fowler : Look at this brain.
Penny : [Turning away] I don't really want to.
Amy Farrah Fowler : This is us. Bernadette, you are the analytical, scientific left hemisphere. Penny, you're the creative, spontaneous right hemisphere. And where's Amy? She's right here. The sad little tumor no-one wants to go dress shopping with.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Amy, you're not a tumor. Penny, tell her she's not a tumor, huh.
[Penny vomits into a waste basket]
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Amy Farrah Fowler : What do you want? Do you want me to give the friendship bracelet back?
Penny : I never gave you a friendship bracelet.
Amy Farrah Fowler : When we first met, I made one and pretended you gave it to me; you can have it back if you want.
Penny : No, you made that for you. I want you to have it.
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Amy Farrah Fowler : Hey, Cuddles!
Leonard Hofstadter : Cuddles?
Sheldon Cooper : Yes, Cuddles. We cuddled. Grow up, Leonard.
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Amy Farrah Fowler : [as she and Sheldon cuddle] I'm just saying, second base is right there.
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Leonard Hofstadter : [listening to Sheldon ramble] Amy, how long would it take that mad cow disease to kill me?
Amy Farrah Fowler : Four or five years.
Leonard Hofstadter : [considering it] Nope, not gonna do it.
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[first lines]
Penny : Bernadette, how goes the hunt for bridesmaid dresses?
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Well, if you don't mind looking like an orange traffic cone, great.
Amy Farrah Fowler : [entering] Girlfriends, I have the answer to our dress problems.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Really?
Amy Farrah Fowler : Twelve years ago, my cousin, Irene, and her entire family died in a horrific carbon monoxide accident the night before her wedding.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : That's horrible!
Amy Farrah Fowler : Yes and no. All those bridesmaids dresses remain unused and available to us for free. So it seems that cloud of odorless deadly gas had a silver lining after all. Check it out; still in the bags - the gowns, not the bridesmaids.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : I don't know; dead people's dresses?
Penny : Yeah, and cap sleeves? Uh-unn...
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Bernadette Rostenkowski : Amy, we're really sorry.
Penny : Yeah, we feel awful.
Amy Farrah Fowler : Don't. I'll be okay. You're not the first girls I thought were friends with me who ended up shunning me. It's like elementary school, junior high, high school, undergrad, grad school and that semester abroad in Norway all over again.
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Amy Farrah Fowler : Wait for moi.
Sheldon Cooper : You're leaving?
Amy Farrah Fowler : Sheldon, sometimes you forget. I'm a lady, and with that comes an estrogen-fueled need to page through thick, glossy magazines that make me hate my body.
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[last lines]
[Amy is filming them trying on the dresses]
Amy Farrah Fowler : C'mon, Bestie, you're up.
Penny : Gimme a minute.
Amy Farrah Fowler : What is taking you so long.
[Amy opens dressing room door]
Penny : Oh! Amy, get the hell out of here.
Amy Farrah Fowler : Sorry. Sorry.
Penny : Oh God.
[Amy swings the camera back on Penny again]
Penny : Amy!
Amy Farrah Fowler : Sorry.
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Amy Farrah Fowler : Wait, Sheldon, what would it take for you to go into that liquor store, buy a bottle of hooch, and take me across the steet to that motel and have your way with me?
Leonard Hofstadter : Yeah Sheldon, what would it take?
Sheldon : I'm begging both of you, let's go.