The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Isolation Permutation (2011)
Johnny Galecki: Leonard Hofstadter
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Quotes
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Sheldon Cooper : [hearing Amy singing] She sounds weepy. I don't like weepy.
Leonard Hofstadter : Hey, wait. Amy is your friend. Step up.
[knock knock knock]
Leonard Hofstadter : Amy.
[knock knock knock]
Leonard Hofstadter : Amy.
[knock knock knock]
Leonard Hofstadter : Amy. See you.
Sheldon Cooper : [Leonard turns to leave] Wait, where are you going?
Leonard Hofstadter : I'm single; I don't need this crap.
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Sheldon Cooper : [outraged] The two of you need to get your women in line!
Leonard Hofstadter : What?
Sheldon Cooper : Last night, I was strong armed into an evening of harp music and spooning with an emotional Amy Farrah Fowler, this on a night that I had originally designated for solving the space time geometry in higher spin gravity and building my Lego Death Star. And why? Your gal pals Penny and Bernadette went out shopping for some wedding nonsense without Amy, an action they took with no thought or regard as to how it would affect me, the future of string theory, or my Lego fun time!
Howard Wolowitz : What do you want us to do about it?
Sheldon Cooper : You clearly weren't listening to my topic sentence: Get your women in line! You make them apologize to Amy and set things right! I am a man of science, not someone's snuggle bunny!
Leonard Hofstadter : Why do I have to talk to Penny? She's not my girlfriend.
Sheldon Cooper : You invited her to lunch four years ago. Everything about her is on you, you make it so!
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Amy Farrah Fowler : Sheldon! What would it take for you to go into that liquor store, buy a bottle of hooch, take me across the street to that motel and have your way with me?
Leonard Hofstadter : Yeah, Sheldon, what would it take?
Sheldon Cooper : I'm begging both of you, please, let's go!
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Amy Farrah Fowler : Hey, Cuddles!
Leonard Hofstadter : Cuddles?
Sheldon Cooper : Yes, Cuddles. We cuddled. Grow up, Leonard.
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Leonard Hofstadter : Fine. What would you like to talk about, Sheldon?
Howard Wolowitz : "What would you like to talk about, Sheldon?" Why do you hate us?
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Leonard Hofstadter : [listening to Sheldon ramble] Amy, how long would it take that mad cow disease to kill me?
Amy Farrah Fowler : Four or five years.
Leonard Hofstadter : [considering it] Nope, not gonna do it.
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Sheldon Cooper : I can't seem to get in touch with Amy! I tried e-mail, video chat, tweeting her, posting on her Facebook wall, texting her... Nothing!
Leonard Hofstadter : D'you try calling her on the telephone?
Sheldon Cooper : The telephone...!
[pauses]
Sheldon Cooper : Y'know... Leonard, in your own simple way, you may be the wisest of us all.
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Sheldon Cooper : It would seem Amy is drunk in a liquor store parking lot.
Leonard Hofstadter : Really? Amy?
Sheldon Cooper : Leonard, be glad you can't keep a woman; they are a handful.
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Amy Farrah Fowler : Wait, Sheldon, what would it take for you to go into that liquor store, buy a bottle of hooch, and take me across the steet to that motel and have your way with me?
Leonard Hofstadter : Yeah Sheldon, what would it take?
Sheldon : I'm begging both of you, let's go.