The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)

The Isolation Permutation (2011)

Jim Parsons: Sheldon Cooper

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• Sheldon Cooper : [hearing Amy singing]  She sounds weepy. I don't like weepy.

  Leonard Hofstadter : Hey, wait. Amy is your friend. Step up.

  [knock knock knock] 

  Leonard Hofstadter : Amy.

  [knock knock knock] 

  Leonard Hofstadter : Amy.

  [knock knock knock] 

  Leonard Hofstadter : Amy. See you.

  Sheldon Cooper : [Leonard turns to leave]  Wait, where are you going?

  Leonard Hofstadter : I'm single; I don't need this crap.

• Sheldon Cooper : Ladies, please. These four walls once housed an intellectual salon where the mind received nourishment as well as the stomach. But through no one's fault... Penny... the quality of dinner conversation in this apartment has declined. And again, I'm looking at no one in particular... Penny.

• Sheldon Cooper : New topic: Women. Delightfully mysterious, or batcrap crazy?

• Amy Farrah Fowler : Proposal: one wild night of torrid lovemaking that soothes my soul and inflames my loins.

  Sheldon Cooper : Counter-proposal: I will gently stroke your head and repeat "Aww, who's a good Amy?"

  Amy Farrah Fowler : How about this? French kissing. Seven minutes in heaven, culminating in second base.

  Sheldon Cooper : Neck massage, then you get me that beverage.

  Amy Farrah Fowler : We cuddle. Final offer.

  Sheldon Cooper : Very well.

• Sheldon Cooper : [outraged]  The two of you need to get your women in line!

  Leonard Hofstadter : What?

  Sheldon Cooper : Last night, I was strong armed into an evening of harp music and spooning with an emotional Amy Farrah Fowler, this on a night that I had originally designated for solving the space time geometry in higher spin gravity and building my Lego Death Star. And why? Your gal pals Penny and Bernadette went out shopping for some wedding nonsense without Amy, an action they took with no thought or regard as to how it would affect me, the future of string theory, or my Lego fun time!

  Howard Wolowitz : What do you want us to do about it?

  Sheldon Cooper : You clearly weren't listening to my topic sentence: Get your women in line! You make them apologize to Amy and set things right! I am a man of science, not someone's snuggle bunny!

  Leonard Hofstadter : Why do I have to talk to Penny? She's not my girlfriend.

  Sheldon Cooper : You invited her to lunch four years ago. Everything about her is on you, you make it so!

• Amy Farrah Fowler : Sheldon! What would it take for you to go into that liquor store, buy a bottle of hooch, take me across the street to that motel and have your way with me?

  Leonard Hofstadter : Yeah, Sheldon, what would it take?

  Sheldon Cooper : I'm begging both of you, please, let's go!

• Amy Farrah Fowler : Hey, Cuddles!

  Leonard Hofstadter : Cuddles?

  Sheldon Cooper : Yes, Cuddles. We cuddled. Grow up, Leonard.

• Sheldon Cooper : I can't seem to get in touch with Amy! I tried e-mail, video chat, tweeting her, posting on her Facebook wall, texting her... Nothing!

  Leonard Hofstadter : D'you try calling her on the telephone?

  Sheldon Cooper : The telephone...!

  [pauses] 

  Sheldon Cooper : Y'know... Leonard, in your own simple way, you may be the wisest of us all.

• Amy Farrah Fowler : Wait for moi.

  Sheldon Cooper : You're leaving?

  Amy Farrah Fowler : Sheldon, sometimes you forget. I'm a lady, and with that comes an estrogen-fueled need to page through thick, glossy magazines that make me hate my body.

• Sheldon Cooper : [Phone rings]  Did you know that when Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone, he proposed answering it with "Ahoy?"

  [Answers phone] 

  Sheldon Cooper : Ahoy? I like it.

• Sheldon Cooper : It would seem Amy is drunk in a liquor store parking lot.

  Leonard Hofstadter : Really? Amy?

  Sheldon Cooper : Leonard, be glad you can't keep a woman; they are a handful.

• [Talking to Amy] 

  Sheldon Cooper : Would you like to talk about it? And keep in mind that no is a perfectly viable answer.

• Amy Farrah Fowler : Wait, Sheldon, what would it take for you to go into that liquor store, buy a bottle of hooch, and take me across the steet to that motel and have your way with me?

  Leonard Hofstadter : Yeah Sheldon, what would it take?

  Sheldon : I'm begging both of you, let's go.