Robot Chicken (TV Series)

Some Like It Hitman (2011)

Sam Kwasman: Donald Duck, Louie Duck, Cogsworth

Quotes 

• Lumiere : So you're dining with a beast / That doesn't mean you shouldn't feast!

  Cogsworth : Let us handle reservations / Give your taste buds a sensation!

  Defeccachi : Have your fill, eat more still / There's no need to slow your pace / After dinner, you'll be thinner / Once you sit down on my face!

  Lumiere : Have some seconds? / Eat a lot!

  Defeccachi : Then come meet your chamberpot...

  Lumiere : We are trying to serve dinner!

  Defeccachi : What, Defeccachi doesn't get to sing along? I'm a person too! Defeccachi didn't ask be a chamberpot!

  Lumiere : None of us asked to be stuck in the forms of household items! But people are eating!

  Defeccachi : So, Defeccachi only useful after dinner, eh? I get to live a solitary existence punctuated by people pooping on my...

  Lumiere : I said people are eating!

  [Defeccachi runs off crying] 

  Lumiere : Okay, let's just get through this dinner, so the Beast can bang this bitch... Belle? Where did Belle go?

  [cut to Belle sitting on Defeccachi, pooping loudly] 

  Defeccachi : Ring a bell, sound a horn! / Looks like someone's eaten corn!

  Belle : [annoyed]  Does everything have to be a fucking song?

• Della Duck : FUCK YOU!

  [dies in a shootout with the police] 

  Huey Duck : Uncle Donald, when can we go home?

  Louie Duck : Yeah, we really miss our mom.

  Dewey Duck : When can we see her again?

  Donald Duck : I don't know, boys. I just don't know.