How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)
Tick Tick Tick (2011)
Alexis Denisof: Sandy Rivers
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Narrator : Robin's boss, Sandy Rivers, hosted this cruise every year, mostly to hit on new employees. And he found a clever way to never spend a cent.
Sandy Rivers : [on air] Up next: Another four deaths in Arizona's record-breaking heat wave. You want real record-breaking heat? Try Kristoff's jalapeno coconut martini! Muy caliente!
[breaks into a giant smile while holding up the bottle]
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Sandy Rivers : Erika, I've been meaning to speak with you all night.
Erika : Really? What about?
Sandy Rivers : About me bending your hard little body over the railings of this boat and copulating furiously while I admire the New York City Skyline, or if you're feeling dirty we can always face towards Jersey.