Grand Theft Auto V (2013 Video Game)

Danny McBride: Duane Earl

Quotes 

• Duane Earl : Next caller! Inseminate me! No, no, no. That's wrong. Speaketh to me.

  Mike : Uhh... Hey there, Duane. My name's Mike, a big fan, big fan.

  Duane Earl : I do not care about no-names, boy. You stick your business and I'll do the pontificating, sir.

• Duane Earl : Be good, cook until it hurts and fight artificial insemination as it is unnatural and blasphemy! Until next time, I'm Duane Earl and you are not.

• Duane Earl : I mean it's getting to when boys have bigger titties than a woman! I know I do.

• Duane Earl : Look for behavioral signs such as incessant mooing but most of all, she will exhibit more vigorous interaction with other females - puttin' her chin on the rump of another cow...

  Caller : [panting]  Uh huh. Oh yeah! Yeah keep goin'. Tell me about that dirty heffer.

  Duane Earl : God dammit...