- Anthony DiNozzo, Sr.: I know you and I haven't been the best of friends for the past couple of years. But uh, why'd you stick your neck out for me? Let me stay here?
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: I didn't do it for you. I did it for your son. He deserves better.
- Anthony DiNozzo, Sr.: You're right Gibbs. He does. I thought that when this deal went through, I'd be set. I could retire. No more hustling. I'd be able to be the person I always pretended to be. Leave some money for Junior. Real money.
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: You don't get it. Tony never wanted your money. He wants a father.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: How'd it go with my father last night?... Where is he?
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: Autopsy.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: You shot him? Can't say I blame you.
- Anthony DiNozzo, Sr.: Ziva. Oh, you look ravishing as ever. Junior, when are you going to come to your senses and sweep this gorgeous creature off her feet?
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Gibbs will never find out. How's he going to know?
- Probationary Agent Ned Dorneget: I'd have to tell him.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Well, then I guess I'd have to tell him about your little antics at the Halloween party last month, with Susan Grady from Polygraph down in the copy room. Huh? She was dressed as a nun, and you were dressed as... Leroy Jethro Gibbs, with a little silver wig.
- Probationary Agent Ned Dorneget: Nobody knew about that.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: I know.
- [points two fingers at his eyes]
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: De Niro, DiNozzo. "I'm watching."
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: Don't give up hope, Tony.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: I gave up hope when he started dating girls younger than me, and that was in the late '80s.
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: Dorneget, take Mr. DiNozzo to the break room, and get him something to eat.
- Probationary Agent Ned Dorneget: Yes, sir.
- [Dornget and DiNozzo Sr. start to leave]
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: If he gives you any trouble, shoot him.
- Probationary Agent Ned Dorneget: ...He's joking... I think.
- Ziva David: He cancelled?
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Not exactly. He never called to tell me... where to meet.
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: Did you call him?
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Several times. This is typical... of my old man. It's his... M.O. if you will. My High School graduation for instance, I guess, technically he would claim he was there. But where was he *really*? In the Infirmary with the nurse, with what he claimed was "jet lag." Anyway it's not a big deal. It's just dinner. So what?
- Metro Police Officer Jackson: It's all yours Agent Gibbs. Body's in the trunk. Found the suspect asleep at the wheel.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: This is too easy.
- Metro Police Officer Jackson: My partner's holding him, and for some reason, he seemed relieved when he heard we were calling NCIS. Guy's a real pain in the ass.
- Anthony DiNozzo, Sr.: Junior! Thank God you're here.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Dad?
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: Didn't see this one coming.
- Dr. Donald Mallard: How could you? This is going to be a sticky one.
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: Blunt force trauma?
- Dr. Donald Mallard: Why do you need me? I'll know more when I get him out of the trunk.
- Anthony DiNozzo, Sr.: Well, I uh, met with Massey at his office yesterday. And he informed me that he was going to screw me out of my fee because of some loophole in the contract.
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: How'd you leave it with him?
- Anthony DiNozzo, Sr.: I threatened to kill him.
- Dr. Donald Mallard: At the moment, Tony is understating Senior's proclivity for misguided adventure.
- Abby Sciuto: I always thought Tony was exaggerating when he tells us those insane stories about his dad.
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: [about a woman DiNozzo Sr was with] You know her?
- Anthony DiNozzo, Sr.: She's attractive... I have absolutely no idea who she is.
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: She works at Massey's company.
- Anthony DiNozzo, Sr.: [to the FBI Agents] Take off the cuffs.
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: You heard him.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: My old man did it again. Went to the hotel to see him. He's gone. He checked out. Did I get a phone call?
- [Chuckling]
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Noooo. Didn't even tell me. Shouldn't be surprised. What am I going to do with that guy? Makes me crazy!...
- [Tony sighs]
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: I should be really pissed off at him.
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: Mmm-hmmm. So why aren't you?
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: I really thought I was going to lose him for a second. As crazy as he makes me... I do love the guy... The pathetic thing is I've never been able to tell him.
- Anthony DiNozzo, Sr.: [Entering] Consider it done, Junior.
- Leon Vance: So, how do we handle our predicament?
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: What predicament?
- Leon Vance: Agent DiNozzo disobeyed direct orders from both of us. He stuck his nose in the case. What are you gonna do?
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: Ignore it.
- Leon Vance: That's what I figured.
- Anthony DiNozzo, Sr.: McGee, what's going on? The cops won't tell me anything.
- Metro Police Officer Blake: You know this guy?
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: Yeah.
- Metro Police Officer Blake: Repeat offender?
- Anthony DiNozzo, Sr.: [indicates his handcuffs] Will you tell Officer Krupke here that I don't have to wear these?
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: I'm sorry, Mr. DiNozzo, but you do.
- [Abby is refusing to tell Tony anything about the case]
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: [holds up a test tube] What's this?
- Abby Sciuto: Your father's urine.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: [puts the tube down] I'm going.