The Simpsons (TV Series)

The Ten-Per-Cent Solution (2011)

Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson, Abraham Simpson

Quotes 

• Annie Dubinsky : I was so devastated I didn't sleep with a clown for five months.

  Homer Simpson : What about mimes?

  Annie Dubinsky : Come on, I'm not made of stone.

• Homer Simpson : Everything about the past is perfect, except how it led to the present.

• Homer Simpson : My pants are splitting! Everyone will see my tattoo of Donald Duck smoking a doob. That's for Marge's eyes only.

• Marge Simpson : Wasn't that show just a rip-off of The Honeymooners?

  Homer Simpson : Every show is a rip-off of The Honeymooners. Baby, you're the greatest.

  Marge Simpson : Oh, Ralph, Fred, Archie, King of Queens... I mean, Homer.