Castle (TV Series)

Til Death Do Us Part (2012)

Seamus Dever: Kevin Ryan

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• Richard Castle : She knew she was going to kill him, so she booked the room anonymously.

  Kate Beckett : Yeah, but then why sleep with him? Why not just push him out the window?

  Richard Castle : Because... she's a black widow. Coldest-hearted creature on Earth. She lures an unsuspecting male, takes him into her web, and then, the moment they culminate, as soon as he feels the ecstasy of achieving his biological destiny... she opens up her jaws and eats him alive.

  [there is silence after he finishes] 

  Kevin Ryan : [to Beckett]  I'm glad I'm in a healthy relationship.

  Kate Beckett : Yeah.

  Richard Castle : [to Ryan]  I bet male black widow spiders think they're in healthy relationships, too.

• Kevin Ryan : Ms. Franklin, it... it seems that you weren't the only woman that Mr. Bailey was, uh... "with" in the hours prior to his death.

  Holly Franklin : Um, what do you mean, "with"?

  Kevin Ryan : Was there another woman in the hotel room with you?

  Holly Franklin : I didn't think this could get any more humiliating.

  Kevin Ryan : Is that a yes?

  Holly Franklin : No, Detective!

  Kevin Ryan : Thank you. Oh, and you should know that our ME has been able to determine that Mr. Bailey was, uh... wearing a condom... both times, so, that's...

  Holly Franklin : [sarcastic]  That makes it all better.

  [pause as Ryan leaves] 

  Holly Franklin : Now I *wish* I pushed him!

• [Ryan has been cleansing on a liquid diet for 9 days] 

  Kate Beckett : Look, Espo, i appreciate your point of view, but the guy hasn't eaten in a week and a half. And after that donut incident, i don't...

  Kevin Ryan : [comes in, sees the chinese food]  I'll just take these back to my desk.

  Javier Esposito : Sit down, bro.

  Kevin Ryan : What? What? Why do you guys look so serious?

  Javier Esposito : You should... eat something.

  Kate Beckett : Yeah, you look hungry. You've got the posture of a feral cat.

  Kevin Ryan : Guys, I made a sacred vow to the woman I love. Is that moo shu pork?

• Kevin Ryan : Nah. I was telling Jenny about Javi's antics last night... and we got to talking about the case. And she told me she met Bailey at a bar a month or so after we started up.

  Javier Esposito : She told you about that?

  Kevin Ryan : Yeah. She had no idea that he was some kind of professional pickup artist.

  Richard Castle : And you're not upset at all?

  Kevin Ryan : Hey, um, it's not like we were exclusive.

• Kevin Ryan : Thanks, sweetie. I love you.

  Jenny Duffy-O'Malley : I love you more.

  Kevin Ryan : No, that's not possible.

  Kevin Ryan , Jenny Duffy-O'Malley : [sweetly kiss in front of Castle, Beckett and Esposito and Jenny leaves] 

  Kevin Ryan : [to Esposito, Castle, and Beckett]  I know, I know, I know. We're nauseating.

• Javier Esposito : And do you have to be such a cliché? Stuffing your face with that--that--that thing?

  Javier Esposito : Hey, don't touch my donut. Hey, Ryan...

  Kevin Ryan : Don't you eat this in front of me. I had enough of you! Don't you--Don't you...

  Richard Castle : Hey, hey, hey! Break it up.

  Javier Esposito : Mmm. Mmm.

  Kate Beckett : Guys! What the hell is going on?

  Javier Esposito : Talk to hunger strike over here.

  Kevin Ryan : He was flaunting that donut.

  Javier Esposito : I was eating it.

  Kate Beckett : Ryan, are you okay? Cleanse for nine days-- don't you think it's time to let it go?

  Kevin Ryan : No, no, no. I'm--I'm fine. I'm--I'm sorry, everybody. Sorry, bro.