How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)
The Rebound Girl (2011)
Neil Patrick Harris: Barney Stinson
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Quotes
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Barney Stinson : I wish men could have children on their own, like seahorses!
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Barney Stinson : [Barney talks to Robin, who just locked herself up at a bathroom] Are we still friends?
Robin Scherbatsky : Hope.
Barney Stinson : Good.
[sits on bathtub]
Barney Stinson : 'Cause get this, Ted almost adopted a baby.
[scoffs]
Barney Stinson : Crazy, right? Poor guy's going through some stuff. He actually tried to rope me into it. Can you imagine me being someone's dad?
Robin Scherbatsky : ...I'm pregnant.
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Barney Stinson : A kid needs a pet cobra. Ted, don't be a pill about this.