Hacksaw Ridge (2016)

Ben O'Toole: Corporal Jessop

Quotes 

• Sgt Howell : I have seen stalks of corn with better physiques. Makes me want to pull an *ear* off, Private! Can you carry your weight?

  Desmond Doss : Yes, Sergeant!

  Sgt Howell : Should be *easy* for you then! Corporal!

  Corporal Jessop : Sergeant.

  Sgt Howell : Make sure you keep this man away from strong winds.

• Sgt Howell : [if you]  Plan on getting wet this weekend, make sure you put on a hat.

  Corporal Jessop : Next!

  Sgt Howell : I don't want anyone comin' back pissin' cream.

  Smitty Ryker : What, you don't want none for your coffee, Sarge?

• Sgt Howell : This is a personal gift from the United States government to each and every one of you -- a standard issue U.S. rifle, caliber .30, M1, a clip-fed, shoulder-fired, semi-automatic weapon designed to bring death and destruction to the enemy. This is to be your lover, your mistress, your concubine, perhaps the only thing in life you'll ever truly love.

  Corporal Jessop : Fellas, let's dance. Grab a girl.

  [the privates begin grabbing weapons] 

  Sgt Howell : Don't point your gun forward. I do not want to be shot today, no matter how much you are tempted. Place the weapon by your side. Pay attention.

  [one rifle remains in the rack; Doss is the only one who has not picked one up] 

  Sgt Howell : Problem, Private Corn Stalk? Is there not one in your size, or is it the color that is the issue?

  Desmond Doss : No, Sarge. I was... I was told I don't have to carry a weapon.

  Sgt Howell : Come again? Step forward, Private. I can't be hearin' this right.

  Desmond Doss : Well, I'm sorry, Sergeant. I can't touch a gun.

  Captain Glover : [new scene in Captain Glover's office]  What exactly is the problem?

  Desmond Doss : No problem, just a mistake, sir. I-I... I told the Army when I s... when I joined up...

  Captain Glover : That's not possible. Do you know why it's not possible, Private?

  Desmond Doss : No, sir.

  Captain Glover : 'Cause the United States Army does not make mistakes; so, if there's a problem, you must be that problem.

  Desmond Doss : I was just never supposed to be sent to a rifle company.

  Sgt Howell : He's a C.O., sir.

  Captain Glover : You're a conscientious objector, and you joined the Army?

  Desmond Doss : Well, no, sir, I'm... I'm a conscientious cooperator.

  Captain Glover : [bemused]  Are you screwin' with me, Doss?

  Desmond Doss : No. No, sir. I volunteered. I ain't got no... no problem with wearing my uniform or salutin' the flag and-and doing my duty. It's just... just carrying a gun and the taking of human life.

  Captain Glover : You don't kill. That's all?

  Desmond Doss : Yes, sir, that's all.

  Captain Glover : You know, quite a bit of killing does occur in a war?

  Desmond Doss : Yes, sir.

  Captain Glover : I mean, that is the essential nature of war.

  Desmond Doss : Yes, sir.

  Captain Glover : All right. You have any other requirements of the United States Army? Is there anything else that we can do to ensure that you have a comfortable stay here with us?

  Sgt Howell : He doesn't wanna... work on Saturdays, sir.

  Desmond Doss : Well, Saturdays... I'm a Seventh-Day Adventist, so... Saturday is MY Sabbath, so I'm not allowed to work then.

  Captain Glover : I don't think that poses a problem, do you, Sergeant? We shall simply ask the enemy not to invade on the Sabbath, 'cause Private Doss here's at prayer. All right. And now we got that clear. Now let me tell you my requirements. They're not as complicated as yours. They're very simple. As long as you're in this company, under my command, you will obey my orders. Period. If you can't do it here, I can't trust you to do it in battle. I'm putting you in for a Section 8, psychiatric discharge. Dismissed.