Pixels (2015)

Adam Sandler: Brenner

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Quotes 

• Sam Brenner : We're the only ones who can do this! I'm kidding, we're all gonna die. I'm just... sorry.

• Professor Iwatani : Pac-Man is not bad. You'll see.

  Sam Brenner : Professor Iwatani, what are you doing?

  Professor Iwatani : I will talk to him, he's my son.

  [to Pac-Man] 

  Professor Iwatani : Hello, my sweet, little boy. Look how big you've grown.

  Ludlow Lamonsoff : That's so sweet, he's so sweet.

  Professor Iwatani : I know, you're a good boy.

  [Pac-Man bit his hand into pixels, then he and the genius scream] 

  Professor Iwatani : Somebody kill this stupid bitch!

• Sam Brenner : Why didn't you call me then?

  Ludlow Lamonsoff : Because the CIA has been tapping my phones ever since I found out the Zapruder film has been edited, JFK shot first.

  Sam Brenner : Ludlow, it is you.

• Sam Brenner : Whoa. She went from zero to psycho in 3.4 seconds; a new world record.

• Sam Brenner : Hello. I am a nerd from the Nerd Brigade. Here to nerd out on all your audio and visual needs.

  Matty : Do you have to say that every time you showed up by the house?

  Sam Brenner : If I wanna get paid, yes.

  Matty : Isn't it kind of demeaning?

  Sam Brenner : Only if someone brings that up.

  Matty : Ehh. Well, I won't bring it up then.

  Sam Brenner : Thanks.

• Matty : Classics you mean Halo and Call of Duty?

  Sam Brenner : No. The real classics. Defender. Pac-man. Astroids. Games you play in an arcade which was a building outside of your house. You would go there with your friends, listen to music, cute girls everywhere. In ancient times, they call it 'socializing'.

• Sam Brenner : We got this, if we don't, the world ends.

• [Donkey Kong appears on top of the platform] 

  Sam Brenner : Donkey Kong.

  [Donkey Kong rolls a barrel down] 

  President Will Cooper : It's just a barrel. How bad can it hurt?

  [Donkey Kong throws down a blue barrel to the oil drum that explodes] 

• Sam Brenner : [after Proffesor Iwatani gets hand bitten off by Pac-Man]  That was some twisted Pinocchio-Geppetto stuff!

• Sam Brenner : I was supposed to have a baby with my ex-wife. And the doctor who was helping us make the baby did help us make the baby but unfortunately I wasn't in the room.

• Sam Brenner : Pac-Man's a bad guy?

• Eddie Plant : [Talking about Q-Bert]  Can I kill it?

  Sam Brenner : You can't kill Q-Bert! You gotta talk to it, get to know it better. Then kill it!

• Sam Brenner : [Rescuing Violet]  Grab onto my mighty hammer!

  Violet : You loved saying that.

  Sam Brenner : Yes, I did.

  [Sam aims the hammer at Donkey Kong] 

  Sam Brenner : I've been waiting to do this since 1982!

  [Throws hammer at Donkey Kong and kills him] 

• Ludlow Lamonsoff : I believe that some alien life-force, has sent real life video games, to attack us.

  [Scene cuts to Pac-Man attacking the firefighters truck] 

  Sam Brenner : [Thinks for 4 seconds]  That makes sense.

• Violet : [Addressing Sam Brenner]  Why are you following me?

  Sam Brenner : Oh God!

  Violet : I can't believe they even let you in here.

  Sam Brenner : Right.

  President's Assistant Jennifer : Colonel Van Patten, you can go right into the Situation Room.

  Violet : Yeah. See, they need me in the Situation Room, so have fun doing whatever you're doing.

  President's Assistant Jennifer : Mr. Brenner. The president is waiting for you in the Oval Office.

  Sam Brenner : [In a derisive tone of voice]  Somebody's more important.

  [Moonwalks and addresses a member of the presidential detail while looking at Violet] 

  Sam Brenner : Freddie, can you keep the riff-raff outta here?

• Sam Brenner : Is it your birthday?

  Matty : No. My parents are getting a divorce.

  Sam Brenner : Oh. So it's like 10 birthdays.

• Eddie Plant : Let's hit it!

  [a chase begins in their cars as ghosts as Pac-Man moves around the city] 

  Sam Brenner : Pac-Man's faster than I remember.

  Eddie Plant : Pac-Man's always been faster than the ghost. We're gonna have to outmaneuver.

  [the chase continues until they got Pac-Man cornered] 

  Ludlow Lamonsoff : We got him! He's got nowhere to go!

  [Pac-Man moves and eats a power pellet, causing the cars as ghosts to turn deep blue] 

  Sam Brenner : Oh, god, no!

• Sam Brenner : I learned a lot of big words at the dorm room drug parties.

• Sam Brenner : For the record, I'm an amazing kisser. All us nerds are, cause we appreciate it more.

  Violet : You didn't even brush your teeth this morning!

  Sam Brenner : I ate a Tic Tac!

• Sam Brenner : We have to take the battle to them.

• Brenner : [chasing after a rogue centipede]  It's been 30 years since I kicked your butt, and It's gonna happen again!