- Adolf Hitler: I am Adolf Hitler / Commander of the Third Reich / Little known fact: / Also dope on the mic / You are Vader / With your little boots and cape / and helmet to cover up / that burnt-ass face / You have the force to move objects / I am a force truly evil / even went back in time / and turned you whack in the prequel / Cause look at you / you're not even a real person / I preferred you in Spaceballs / the Rick Moranis version!