- Mr. Conductor: Don't forget the marbles.
- Billy Twofeathers: Right - marbles. Thanks, Mr. C.
- Mr. Conductor: Anytime. No one wants to lose their marbles.
- Kit Twofeathers: Nobody cares if I'm on the team. Nobody even wants me here.
- Max Okowsky: So, you're gonna run away?
- Kit Twofeathers: You can talk! You were Most Valuable Player, and you quit!
- Max Okowsky: No, I didn't quit. I ran away, just like you're doing.
- Kit Twofeathers: You're like my uncle, you know that? Why is everyone always telling me what to do? It'd be different if my father was still alive.
- Max Okowsky: I'm sure that's the truth, Kit. But, he isn't. You know, even after my father died, I kept looking for him in the stands. I figured if I could just see him sitting there, I'd be able to hit again.
- Kit Twofeathers: That's why you stopped playing? Because your father died?
- Max Okowsky: No. I stopped because I was afraid. I was afraid that I had missed my timing and couldn't hit anymore. Afraid I'd let my teammates down. So, instead of trying to work it out, I took the easy way and ran.
- Kit Twofeathers: That's different, I don't even belong here! By the way, I brought your ball back.
- [hands the ball to Max]
- Kit Twofeathers: Guess the magic didn't work for me, either.
- Max Okowsky: What'd you expect? Magic has to come from here first, Kit.
- [Points at his heart]
- Max Okowsky: Come on, give the team a second chance. Give yourself a second chance... before your chances run out.
- Kit Twofeathers: Too late. I'm going. It's been nice knowing you.
- Max Okowsky: Kit, if you think nobody wants you here, think again. Think about your uncle.
- Max Okowsky: Ya got a heck of an arm, kid.
- Kit Twofeathers: [Turning around suddenly] Did you say something?
- Max Okowsky: I said you've got a heck of an arm. Don't mind the voice, it's rusty. I don't talk to people that often.
- Kit Twofeathers: Then, why are you talking to me?
- Max Okowsky: I thought you ought to hear what I have to say.
- Stacy Jones: [Upon hearing the news of the Scooters winning another game] Oh, this is so wonderful! I'm gonna get us all a treat to celebrate!
- J.B. King Esquire: Not so fast, they still have to defeat one more team.
- Schemer: One more team? One more team? Bring 'em on! We'll wipe the field with them! I'm telling you, we are so good right now, we could beat ourselves.
- [the Scooters cheer]
- Schemer: So, so, who is this, this, this chump of a team that we are going to defeat?
- Midge Smoot: The Snarlyville Slashers.
- Schemer: Oh, the Snarlyville...
- [suddenly shocked and panicky]
- Schemer: Snarlyville? The Snarlyville Slashers?
- Felix Perez: Just take it easy, Schener. Take it easy.
- Midge Smoot: They're just a team.
- Ginny: They're not any better than you.
- Schemer: [regaining composure] Yes, that's true, though. Yes. Yes. They're not any better than me. You know what we're gonna do? We're gonna make so many runs around them we're gonna get dizzy, that'w what we're gonna do!
- [Sledgebolt walks up behind him]
- Schemer: You know what we're gonna do...?
- Sledgeholt: You're gonna what?
- Schemer: [petrified] It's... it's... It's Luke... It's Luke...
- [Sledgebolt turns to show his name on the back of his jersey]
- Schemer: Sledgebolt! The big, big, big, big coach of the Snarlyville Slashers. You know what we're gonna do?
- [Walks over to a bench]
- Schemer: We're gonnafind ourselves a bench.
- [kisses the bench, then sits on it in a fetal position]
- Schemer: Good bench. Then, we're gonna sit on this bench in a little tiny ball, rolled up, until Halloween. Goodbye!