South Park (TV Series)
A Nightmare on FaceTime (2012)
Trey Parker: Stan Marsh, Randy Marsh, Eric Cartman, Jimmy Valmer, Harrison Yates, Mr. Garrison, Mr. Mackey, Ben, Emily's Husband
Quotes
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Mr. Peterson : Oh, wow! Look honey! It's Ironman, Captain America, Thor, and Bruce Vilanch!
[stopping on Cartman who is painted green and dressed like the Hulk]
Eric Cartman : I'm not Bruce Vilanch.
[angry]
Mr. Peterson : Oh, what are you supposed to be? Oh! Oh! Right! You're supposed to be that, um, ahhh...
Eric Cartman : Thee incredible...
Mr. Peterson : Right! Thee incredible Chaz Bono. Remember, honey? Dancing With the Stars? The fat transexual.
Mrs. Peterson : Oooh, cute!
Eric Cartman : No! Not Chaz Bono! Do you see my skin? I'm green!
Mrs. Peterson : Ah - thee incredible Harvey Fierstein?
Mr. Peterson : No, Harvey Fierstein's just gay and fat honey, he's not green.
Eric Cartman : The person I'm dressed as it not fat and not gay!
Mr. Peterson : Thee incredibly fat and gay skinny straight man?
Eric Cartman : Just give us some fucking candy!
[they walk to the next house]
Eric Cartman : It's Stan's sutpid Captain America costume, that's what's throwing everybody off. How is everybody supposed to get that I'm the Hulk when Captain America is on freakin' Face Time!
Kenny McCormick : Trick-or-Treat!
Mr. Peterson : Ooohhh! It's the Avengers!
Eric Cartman : That's right!
Man at the next house : Oh, and Honey Boo Boo! Kids, come see the green Honey Boo Boo!
[looking at Eric]
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Randy Marsh : Stan! I'm coming Stanny Boy!
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Sharon Marsh : Can I help you with something?
Randy Marsh : [Odd, creepy monotone] According to industry experts, many rural areas don't have the bandwidth to support DVD-quality video and streaming services, and won't for years to come, making DVD rental still the best movie watching option.
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Sharon Marsh : I spoke to the insurance company. They said we can get some of our money back. Not all, but some. Do you want to come, take a shower?
Randy Marsh : No.
Sharon Marsh : You want to stay out here and be frozen?
Randy Marsh : Okay.
Sharon Marsh : Would you like me to bring you some McDonald's?
Randy Marsh : Yes.
Sharon Marsh : What would you like from McDonald's?
Randy Marsh : Chicken nuggets. French fries. Sweet and sour sauce. Hi-C Orange.
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Stan Marsh : Renting DVDs is more ancient than Madonna's boobs!
Randy Marsh : Ew! That's enough, Stanley! Ew, gross.
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Eric Cartman : What are you supposed to be, Butters?
Butters Stotch : I'm a wereprechaun. You know, a leprechaun that's been bitten by a werewolf.