The second episode of the Garcia Show features more scenes of Garcia crying uncontrollably whenever she talks to anyone. Semi-retired Garcia makes money teaching people how to bake cookies in the living room / kitchen of her gigantic home. Her apartment is the size of a small auditorium. The rent must be astronomical. Unless she is baking edibles, how can she afford it?
The deputy director of the FBI wants to shut down the BAU unit, because he noticed that they are dysfunctional nutjobs. In addition to Garcia, there is Rossi, who spends every episode angry, and yelling at Alvez or random strangers. Joe Mantegna plays Rossi, and he is 75 years old, and looks a lot older. Apparently there is no mandatory retirement age for the BAU? Does the FBI provide diapers?
Alvez and Dr. Lewis are like robots that just pop up to give random facts. It seems like they are filling in for the loss of Reid, the boy genius. The team leader, Prentiss (Paget Brewster) looks like she aged 30 years in the past two since the series was canceled. She also gained at least 30 pounds. She looks frightful in her gray wig, and all she does is walk around telling the rest of the BAU that the deputy director wants to shut them down. She is really bizarre.
The killers are just cardboard cut-outs, almost a parody of past villains. One guy wants to cut people open at the spine. Really incredible and unlikely. Just bad writing for the sake of creating new ways to kill people.
Every killer has his own gigantic cargo shiping container, where they hack people up and disect them. Really moronic concept, especially since there are dozens of them all over the USA. How many public lands can you fill up with shipping containers? How are they getting electricity?