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[last lines]
Wendy : I left because I wasn't ready to meet *the one*, ok? And you were *the one*.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : That doesn't make any sense.
Wendy : Are you sure? Cuz from what I see, you've spent the last nine and a half years avoiding real relationships. I was just broken first. Which is why I left my hero cop for a stockbroker who cared more about money than people. I wasn't ready to meet *the one* when we met, Tony. But I sent you that invitation because I *am* now.
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Donald Mallard : Tony, it was very clear to me from the very first day I met you that you were a man in pain.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [laughs] I'm sorry, I think you have me confused with someone else.
Donald Mallard : No, your pain was as clear to me as Jethro's. He lost Shannon, the one love of his life, and you lost faith in yourself for so many reasons. Jethro coped with his pain by repeatedly marrying the wrong woman, thus ensuring that ultimately he would be alone, and safe from heartbreak. You repeatedly chased the wrong woman. You're alone because you never did, as you just said, put it all behind you.
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Let me guess, I. C. U.
Clarence Tobett : That's right, because that's where you go if you mess with me.
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : If you had to pick, which would you say is your favorite Harry Potter?
Fred Miller : The one where Harry wasn't kissing my mom.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : You saw that.
Fred Miller : Don't let it happen again.
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[Tony is wearing "Boltcutter"'s shoulder pads, outfitted with a personal loudspeaker]
Spandaxia : Look, we would appreciate a little professional courtesy!
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [over loudspeaker] You are not professionals!
[Gibbs enters the evidence garage]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [over loudspeaker] Hey, boss!
[Gibbs just looks at him]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [still over loudspeaker] I don't need this.
[puts it down]
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [entering Abby's lab] Oh, my God, Abby, do you mind if I hide down here? McGee's driving me crazy with all his...
[Abby emerges from behind her computer desk wearing a cat costume, roaring at Tony and hissing, while flexing her "claws."]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : What's new, Pussycat? I guess you heard.
Abby Sciuto : Um, about the real-life superheroes? Hello, I have been trying to meet Catatonic for, like, months! He rescues animals, mostly cats, and he's, like, a rock star in the shelter community.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Right now we need a rock star in the forensic community.
