Resident Alien (TV Series)

Avian Flu (2024)

Corey Reynolds: Sheriff Mike Thompson

Quotes 

• Sheriff Mike Thompson : He's army recon. He wouldn't just quit. What's even more suspicious is, right when we're looking for another deputy, the perfect candidate just shows up. That's how it works for handsome people. Happens to me all the time. Every job I ever got didn't even exist until I wanted it.

  Deputy Liv Baker : The job of sheriff existed before you had it, sir.

  Sheriff Mike Thompson : Yeah, but it was the day I said to myself, it'd be nice to be sheriff, that old Sheriff Hawthorne up and died. Now, did I kill him? Maybe. Luckily, you can't be arrested for your thoughts... yet. But I'm working on it.

• Deputy Liv Baker : If we run out of magnets, I got some more office supplies from Amazon Prime.

  Sheriff Mike Thompson : The Transformer?

  Deputy Liv Baker : What?

  Sheriff Mike Thompson : You know, Optimus Prime's wife.

  Deputy Liv Baker : Uh, no, that's, um, not what I meant. Also, just curious, how would I, like, even meet a Transformer to get a box of magnets from them?

  Sheriff Mike Thompson : Could be anyplace... the gym, maybe an auto-body shop.

• Sheriff Mike Thompson : Once again, I have followed your instincts and led us to victory.

  Deputy Liv Baker : Okay.

• Sheriff Mike Thompson : Luckily, you can't be arrested for your thoughts. YET. I'm workin' on it.