Resident Alien (TV Series)

Avian Flu (2024)

Sara Tomko: Asta Twelvetrees

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Quotes 

• [Heather, the avian processor from the Galactic Housing Council, has arrived via portal to collect the signed eviction papers she previously gave Harry.] 

  Heather : Look, just give me the signed papers, okay? And then the Housing Council is going to come, and they're going to collect you for eviction.

  Harry Vanderspeigle : You smell woodsy. I will sign them.

  Asta Twelvetrees : Please, Mrs. Bird...

  Heather : Oh, no. Don't come at me with "Mrs. Bird". My Earth name is Heather.

  D'Arcy Bloom : Oh, rhymes with feather.

  Heather : Yeah, it does. Wish someone had told me that when I picked it.

• [Asta and D'Arcy are trying to help Harry from getting evicted from Earth by the Galactic Housing Council] 

  Asta Twelvetrees : They can't just make you leave Earth. We will fight this summons.

  Harry Vanderspeigle : You do not understand. The Galactic Federation has referred this to *soto voce* the Housing Council. *regular* I-it is over.

  Asta Twelvetrees : Harry, you can't just give up. We need you here, okay? I don't give a shit about this Housing Council.

  Harry Vanderspeigle : No!

  [puts his hand over Asta's mouth] 

  Asta Twelvetrees : *muffled* Mmf!

  Harry Vanderspeigle : You cannot talk that way about *soto voce* the Housing Council. It is very dangerous.

  Asta Twelvetrees : *muffled* mmm mmmm mmm!

  Harry Vanderspeigle : Sorry, I didn't catch that.

  D'Arcy Bloom : I can translate. It's mostly about losing a hand.

  Harry Vanderspeigle : [removes his hand from Asta's mouth]  Oh.

  Asta Twelvetrees : Good choice.

• Asta Twelvetrees : You wanted a family tree, you got yourself a whole forest.

• Heather : You know I get paid by the job, right?

  Asta Twelvetrees : And how would I know that?