Resident Alien (TV Series)
Bye Bye Birdie (2024)
Elizabeth Bowen: Deputy Liv Baker
Quotes
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Sheriff Mike Thompson : Everything Okay, Deputy? You got your sad face on.
Deputy Liv Baker : Really? I have a sad face?
Sheriff Mike Thompson : I'll give you a tip. Here, put this pencil in your mouth. Sideways.
[sticks his pencil in her mouth]
Sheriff Mike Thompson : There you go. You feel your smile muscles stretching out? See, when you're sad, you fool your body into thinking you're happy, then you feel happy.
Deputy Liv Baker : How long does it take?
Sheriff Mike Thompson : Uh, seven minutes. Of course, I'm a pro, so I did it in three using that very same pencil.
[Liv spits pencil out]
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Sheriff Mike Thompson : Now, you are the strongest person I know, except when you're around your Grandma Patty. You need to stand up to her.
Deputy Liv Baker : I can't. She's mean and gives deceptively powerful noogies.