Resident Alien (TV Series)
Bye Bye Birdie (2024)
Levi Fiehler: Mayor Ben Hawthorne
Quotes
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Mayor Ben Hawthorne : I have had some complaints regarding the Sheriff's Department.
Sheriff Mike Thompson : I told you it was a terrible idea to put up that suggestion box.
Mayor Ben Hawthorne : Yes, I got that from the note you put in the suggestion box telling me to take down the suggestion box.
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Sheriff Mike Thompson : Taxpayers shouldn't have a say in how their tax dollars are spent. That's anarchy.
Mayor Ben Hawthorne : Well, some people call it democracy.
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Mayor Ben Hawthorne : I asked to see you in my office.
Sheriff Mike Thompson : No, you said you'd like to see me in your office. And I don't blame you. Hell, I'm a statue of masculinity. If I was in your office, you'd probably walk in every morning and say, "Damn, now, that's what I want to be."
Mayor Ben Hawthorne : If you were a statue in my office, I'd hang my jacket on you.
Sheriff Mike Thompson : I'd want you to, because I'd be made out of metal, and I'd be cold.