The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Shiny Trinket Maneuver (2012)
Johnny Galecki: Leonard Hofstadter
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Quotes
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Leonard Hofstadter : Oh, a little Red Dead Redemption, huh
Sheldon Cooper : [shown playing video game] Yes.
Leonard Hofstadter : How come you're not doing a mission? You're just wandering around.
Sheldon Cooper : I had a rough night, thought I'd go for a walk and clear my head.
Leonard Hofstadter : Some people go outside and do that.
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Sheldon Cooper : I'm gonna have a whiskey. Do you want anything?
Leonard Hofstadter : No, I can't. I'm playing Grand Theft Auto later.
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Sheldon Cooper : Coins lodged in body parts is not a source of amusement. When I was five, Billy Sparks put a Mexican Peso up my nose.
Howard Wolowitz : How is that not amusing?
Sheldon Cooper : It's still there. Takes me 45 minutes to get through airport security.
Howard Wolowitz : Look, I made Sheldon disappear, tada!
Leonard Hofstadter : Next time you should open with that.
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Sheldon Cooper : [game character walks into saloon] I'll just go in this saloon and drink my troubles away.
Leonard Hofstadter : You know... Digital alcohol is never a solution.
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Howard Wolowitz : Maybe me and Bernadette aren't right for each other.
Leonard Hofstadter : Look, Howard, I'd say there's a lot of fish in the sea, but I watched you dangle your hook for years. Do not throw her back.
Howard Wolowitz : I don't want to, but this is kind of a deal breaker.
Raj Koothrappali : What will your mom say if you call off the wedding?
Howard Wolowitz : Heh, it'll kill her. If I don't give her grandchildren, that'll kill her too. So either way on the Mom front, I'm golden.